Så här gör Loppan

med MrX, nästan varenda morgon. Den enda skillnaden är att hon som avslutning tar sats från sängen mot dörren, via hans ansikte.

Underbart :)

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Andra bloggar om: katter, humor

I'm so much cooler online

Hehehehhehe.

Jag har nämnt det förut, jag gillar country. Just nu är detta en av mina absoluta favoriter, grymt skönt gung och rolig text - särskilt aktuell kanske för mig, som tagit mig igenom ett och annat SprayDate miffo...

Och, honestly now kids, har ni alltid, ALLTID varit 110% ärliga om er själva online? ;)

YouTube tillåter inte embed av den här videon så ni får klicka här för att se den.
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Text:

I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight

I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace

'cause online I'm down in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac

In real life the only time I
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in

Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
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Andra bloggar om: Brad Paisley, Online, country, humor

Fredag med Tommy, Zappa style

Jag måste bara få dela med mig av den andra snabbvideon jag tog under kvällen. Tommy med band jammar bort sig i Frank Zappas "Cosmic Debris".

It's just löööövely!

Text till Frank Zappa - Cosmic Debris (stycket som är med på filmen i fetstil)
The mystery man came over
And he said "I'm outta sight!"
He said for a nominal service charge
I could reach nirvana tonight
If I was ready, willing and able
To pay him his regular fee
He would drop all the rest of
His pressing affairs and devote
His attention to me

But I said "Look here brother
who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Look here brother, don't waste your time on me"

The mystery man got nervous
And he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
And he whipped out a shaving kit
Now I thought it was a razor
And a can of foaming goo
But he told me right then when the top popped open
There was nothin' his box won't do
With the oil of Aphrodite, and the dust of the Grand Wazoo
He said "You might not believe this, little fella
But it'll cure your asthma too"

And I said "Look here brother
Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway?
Look here brother, don't waste your time on me"
(Don't waste your time)

"I've got troubles of my own", I said
"And you can't help me out
So, take your meditations and your preparations
And ram it up your snout!"
"But I got the crystal ball", he said
And held it to the ligh
So I snatched it, all away from him
And I showed him how to do it right

I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
So I looked like I was deep
I said some mumbo-jumbo, then
I told him he was going to sleep
I robbed his rings and pocketwatch
And everything else I found
I had that sucker hypnotized
He couldn't even make a sound
I proceeded to tell him his future, then
As long as he was hanging around
I said "The price of meat has just gone up
And your old lady has just gone down!"

And I said "Look here brother-who you
Jiving with that cosmik debris?
Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
Don't you know, you could make more money as a butcher?
So, don't waste your time on me"
Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me
(Shanti)
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Andra bloggar om: Frank Zappa, Tommy Körberg, Cosmic Debris, video

Fredag med Tommy

Produktplacering

Eftersom jag älskar swing, verkligen ÄLSKAR swing - och dessutom är ett stort fan av Christina Aguileras röst - så vet den här låten precis vart den tar hos mig.

Dessutom är videon himla rolig - men seriously, HUR mycket har Campari betalat för det där? Hela produktionskostnaden?

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Andra bloggar om: Christina Aguilera, Campari, candyman, swing